"Oh, what a lovely day in the park."
And suddenly a stranger appears. Little do we know his friend is close behind.
Dad: Gives look that says "if you come much closer, there may be trouble."
Dad: Goes into protect and defend planning mode. (He's a Marine.)
Okay, so maybe it's not that funny. I had better captions in my mind while I was editing these, but I forgot them. If you'd like to send me better captions, feel free!